Motorist:
Pardon me, sir, do you see that caravan parked near  the hoarding just beyond the round about? My roadster is there  - the one with the dent in the wing. Can repair the flat tyre? Tools are in the boot. Also, the wind-screen is dirty and the silencer broken. Somehow, a bee got in the bonnet. Yes, I do see that “No waiting” sign.
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